Dog and human lookalike contest

Check out the link below. The competitors have sappy stories about cuddling with their dogs. Can you imagine my profile as written by my owner?
It would read something like this:
"My dog uses me as a chauffer to get to the park. As soon as we are home, she's through with me until meal time. In my dreams I look like my svelte Gertie. My Gertie is such a good example of how to work and play hard. She always maintains her independence. She would dump me for the next person with a biscuit in hand. Vote for us."

http://www.petsmart.com/lookalike/index.shtml?advertCode=PAWS_061906_T4_bar2&cm_ven=atOnce&cm_cat=PA