Wish J1 would adopt me

7 a.m.; 38 degrees F;

Hurray! We went to the woods today. I've missed my buddies because I've spent the last two days in other places.

But hey, where is everybody?

Alright, finally ... here comes my friend, DM, and her stinky neighbor, ZA. Their 70-year-old owner B1 is upset today. He has to drive his mother somewhere. He has to leave pretty soon.

As they leave, Crazy R and owner POC show up. Crazy R races away. Upon her return she crashes into the back of her owner's legs. To keep from falling, POC grabs onto J2. She regains her balance. POC isn't so lucky the next time. She takes a fall the next time Crazy R crashes into her from behind.

As she's brushing herself off, M and the baby dogs show up. While I'm not thrilled with the little golden puppies, Crazy R is playing way too rough with them. I stay out of the whole thing. I keep looking at my owner, hoping she'll get the message to keep us moving along.

C1 shows up but he and Crazy R are ganging up on me. I've about had it with Crazy R.

At last, Crazy R's owner takes her away. C1 and I get to wrestle uninterrupted.

C1's owner, J1, tells my owner, J2, that she doesn't usually leave C1 at home alone.

Hmmmm ... how do I get an owner like that? J1 will you adopt me?

The Happy Humper, ZG, shows up. I sniffed his brass, but my owner pulled me away. Hey, where are we going?

This isn't fair, ZG and C1 are staying ... why can't I??